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Steve/Tony
1. Running, Jumping, Falling by Flitter: When Tony Stark met Steve Rogers for the first time, it was pretty much lust at first sight, but he knew better than to pursue anything with Captain America. What he didn’t expect was for Steve to continuously seek out his company. In the face of the press, the Avengers team, and the usual supervillains, Tony finds himself approaching dangerous territory with his heart.
  • Why? Martyr!Tony is my fav most times, especially so when he tries to go against his usually grain and resist the urge to give into his desires when it's so clearly reciprocated.
2. (First Impressions Are) A Work in Progress by Porthos: Tony has a point system for the times he can get Steve to be less than perfect.
  • Why? Because Petty!Tony is fun. I always love Steve/Tony dynamic when there is pig-tailing pulling, schoolyard love going on.
3. Teenage Dream by Etharei: "That," says Tony, tone unmistakably smug despite his split lip, "is Captain America. Who, by the way, happens to be my godfather."
  • You will get your fill of Angst!Tony for sure--and as a bonus, he is a young one going through the whole growing pains stage.
4. Victory Spoils by love_in_the_stars: It's the final competition that Steve's been training for and if he wins he get the 'gift' Tony has promised him.
  • Guh! You want Steve to take charge--well you got it here. Seriously. Your brain just might explode. Mine did.
5. Buy You A Mockingbird by jadedoll: Babyfic! When Tony unexpectedly becomes a parent, his world view drastically changes. And changes. Then it changes again. And then again.
  • So um, more Angst!Tony, and it's got a baby that's just--you just gotta read this, or don't, but I'm thinking you should. I'm a sucker for domesticity and for Tony--and when they collide...epic.
6. The Billionaire Hooker's Deceived Artist by tsukinofaerii: During Tony's senior year at MIT, his partying habit finally hit the edge of his parents' patience. When Howard and Maria cut him off from his usual sources of money, he decides to turn to less conventional ones.
  • Why? FakeProstitute!Tony and ProtectiveNaive!Steve. 'Nuff said.
7. Got The Cream by TARDIScrash: Steve is coasting through life after leaving the army with out making any real connections to anyone around him. Until a mischievous deity turns Steve's only friend, his cat Tony, into a human being.
  • TONY IS STEVE'S CAT. 0_0
8. Some Things Shouldn't Be a Chore by scifigrl47: Steve takes things like personal responsibility and respect seriously. Tony's got people he pays to take care of that kind of thing, and anyway, he's pretty sure that he's going to die of some exotic disease in his workshop, because Dummy's still a little spotty about what is 'clean' enough to put on an open wound. The rest of the Avengers are in this for personal gain, except for Clint, he just enjoys being a dick. And some things shouldn't be a chore.
  • Steve picks up Tony-Hugging duty on the chore board. ANGST AND MISUNDERSTANDINGS HAPPENS.
9. we don't need a heart of gold, we need the heart of a lion by Zekkass: 'You know what's an interesting plot bunny? And I'm sorry in advance. If Captain America was an alternate personality of Steve's or vice versa.'
  • Steve has a split personality and Tony swears that the Captain America side is trying to cockblock him.
10. Ready, Fire, Aim by gyzym: There's no "I" in "Avenger."
  • You will laugh and then you will cry...because you'll be laughing so hard. Why read it? Well, for one, Tony makes a specific request to Jarvis to have "Captain America is a dick." engraved on his headstone when he dies. 'Nuff said.
11. Mr. July by jibrailis: Tony is the only one who can defend Steve's virtue. Tony hates his life.
  • Maniacs (or geniuses, depending on your perspective of things) constantly keep ripping Captain America's uniform to unveil the naked glory that is underneath. Tony is exasperated in all the wrong ways. Hilarity ensues.
12. Touch Me, I Wanna Be Dirty by blue_jack: Tony’s not going to deny that he’s ridiculously excited. Steve. In his bed. Naked. Everything is rainbows and nothing hurts.
  • This is what happens when you allow Tony the privilege of teaching sex education to a 70 year old Capsicle.
13. Rom-Commed By Fate (Or JARVIS) by leashy_bebes: The best thing about being an Artificial Intelligence is the ability to parse, filter and modify the things people say until you've got the cause to do exactly what you wanted in the first place. Or, in which JARVIS cock blocks Tony into having an actual relationship.
  • So many things RIGHT with this. Steve is just his adorable homegrown self and Tony is cocky but vulnerable. JARVIS is sarcastic but with the best of intentions.
14. Shadow in the Stream by Azul_Bleu: Caught in the grips of spectacular hangovers, the Avengers wish Tony wasn't around to enable them, and a power decides to grant them their wish: a world without Tony Stark. How do you change reality back to normal without your resident genius billionaire playboy philanthropist, anyway?
  • Because who wouldn't want Tony around? I love him and anyone else who disagrees can go suck a barrel of lemons. Thank you, kindly! ^_^
15. Momentary Paws (or, DO NOT WANT) by velithya: WTF! KITTEN?!
  • Summary is kinda sketchy but it's exactly as it sounds. TONY IS A KITTEH!!!
16. Living in Clover by ailette: Steve rubbed his nose in a gesture that would normally be considered a sign of awkwardness, but it was clearly only a way of hiding the smug grin. “I guess we can continue the German lessons tomorrow.” Still grinning, he leaned back on the couch, now focusing solely on Tony who began to feel twitchy immediately. “Let’s do something else.”
  • Steve is just delicious in this. 
17. An Intermission by simmysim: Steve wants to have sex in Tony's lab and Tony wants to work in Tony's lab.
  • Steve/Cap on a sexy misson. Guh.
18. 5 Times Steve attempted to make Tony Blush, and the one time he succeeded by sororexitium: He wanted to know, suddenly. Like had a deep burning need to see what Tony would look like flushed with bashfulness, or embarrassment, or even joy…no, joy would be the best.
  • I just love those 5x+1, don't you? Steve IS capable of seduction--intentional or not. 
19. I don't want you (to smile to anybody) by Mizzy: Tony Stark doesn’t do commitment. So Steve finds it weird – but not impossible – to deal with Tony suddenly bringing home dates that look like him.  Until one of Tony’s one-night-stands, who could be a double for Steve, turns out to be not quite as disposable as the rest of Tony’s conquests – and Steve’s repressed crush on Tony starts to become problematic...
  • Two things: I don't usually like Steve's POV and unrequited angst gives me indigestion. BUT--and this is a huge one (hehe, I'm a child, I said huge butt), I can honestly say that I REALLY liked this and would read it over and over. The painstakingly emotion-packed slow build is soooo worth it. And trust me, it will make you feel. And hope. And scream. And cheer. You will sit on the edge of your seat and bite your nails in anticipation.   


Tony/Loki
1. Desiderata by stereobone: Tony doesn't know anything about love. He's convinced himself it's for the best.
  • Why? It's very realistic even though there is a magical element throughout. LoveSpell!Loki is just fantastic.
2. Off the Record by Hella: It started with a message, a late-night visit, and a God of Mischief in Tony’s bed. A story of trust, trickery, unwilling aid and inevitable attraction.
  • So Loki stabs Tony, but that just his way of pulling pigtails in the schoolyard. 
3. Debt by Storynerd: Tony Stark shouldn't find Loki fascinating, but he does, because all he’s ever wanted to do is take things apart to see how they work. Besides, he’s never been any good at following the rules.
  • The characterization of Tony in this is just a big fat win. His actions are totally plausible and believable.
4. Mutual Curiosity by mwildsides: In which Tony is sort of drunk and Loki is a little shit.
  • It's straight up PWP. So why should you even bother? CAUSE IT'S STRAIGHT UP PWP!
5. Bar Sex by anonymous: Loki likes people who he perceives as an intellectual equal. So when Tony sasses him, he takes that as an invitation to bend him over the bar and Tony isn't complaining.
  • Guh. Loki Silvertongue indeed.

Ai!Jarvis/Tony

1. The Value of Secrets by Maya Tawi: Tony Stark had secrets.
  • I'm not usually into robots and humans getting it on but this is like watching Tony be molested by his own self-made vibrator. Yup. I said it.

Tony/Robert Downey Jr.

1. Not Quite Method by autoschediastic: "If I were Christian fucking Bale, or Jesus Christ help me, Clooney in the nipple suit, gearing up to play Bruce fictional fucking Wayne, he'd send me a fucking fictional helicopter."
  • Because--well--because why not? The word play is HOT.

Bruce Wayne/Tony

1. The Billionaire Boys Club by freakyperfume: Tony always thought it was better to ask forgiveness rather than permission. When he meets Bruce Wayne, he plays it by his own rules—that is to say: none at all.
  • Oh come on! Bruce and Tony colliding and flaunting their exaggerated egos! It's bound to be a good read right? CORRECT.

Loki/Thor

1. Size Kink by anonymous: Thor always prided himself on being a top, until Loki implied that Thor couldn't handle bottoming even if he wanted too. Now Thor is determined to prove he can take whatever his little brother can.
  • I really am not into this pairing (hence the lack of recs). But the only thing that drew me to this one is the role reversal. I always said that I would read Loki/Thor if Loki was topping. Meh. I'm weird like that.

Thor/Steve

1. With Eyes Open by sinuous_curve: The thing, the first time -- this happened, Steve could have spun it as a comfort thing. Every soldier has nightmares, even ones that don’t face down aliens and monsters and all the things that are supposed to live under the bed and inside the closet when you’re a kid, and die off one by one the older you get. He’d had a bad night and then Thor was there, impossible and solid and comforting. If anyone else on the team understands what it’s like to be completely displaced in the world, it’s Thor.
  • They have sex, there's nothing more that needs to be said. (IS SECRETLY A ROMANTIC AND WAS TOUCHED BY THOR'S GENTLENESS)

Thor/Tony

1. When in Midgard by manic_intent: 3 Parted Series--For the 5 Acts meme on livejournal concerning: manhandling, age difference and body marking.
  • You should know this holds podium in my heart for FAVORITE fic of all time in the Avenger movie 'verse and for this pairing in general. As Highlander says, "There can only be one!" And I have found my one.
Bruce Banner/Tony

1. so here’s to drinks in the dark at the end of my rope by sleeponrooftops: “That you’re in love with each other. God, it’s like—it’s kind of ridiculous. You two are so stubborn and blind, but the whole world knows that science boyfriends—I mean, honestly—isn’t just a pet term for you two. Even Jarvis knows, okay. You two are so stupid.”
  • Please don't make me beg. I mean, seriously. Tony talks to the Hulk and the Hulk talks back with the most adorable, heart-skipping lines you'll ever read in this pairing.

Peter Parker/Johnny Storm

1. The Selfish Spider by otter cook: Johnny Storm was a jackass and could go join Fate in the club. [JohnnyxPeter, Slash, AU, Xover with Fantastic 4]
  • You'd never think to consider these two but trust me. This is WORTHWHILE.

Peter Parker/Harry Osborn

1. Complicated by Glacis: A number of ideas struck Peter pretty much simultaneously. The realization that Harry had completely misunderstood the reason why Peter couldn't go to MJ; the really way-out interpretation he'd placed on their mutual declarations of love; the fact that MJ must have taught Harry how to kiss because they both went at it like they were going to devour him; the extreme shock of realizing Harry's tongue was in his mouth and he wasn't biting it; and the purely physical reaction his virginal body was having to being royally smooched by a guy who really knew what he was doing, after already walking away from a girl who really knew what she was doing.
  • No specific reason why I like it--just one of my guilty pleasures. This is how I feel all stories regarding this paring should be treated. Angst with a dash of smut and prelude to bigger drama without going there. MJ WALKS IN ON THEM DOING IT! 




STAR TREK

Kirk/Bones

1. And a New One Just Begun by the_dala: Bones takes Jim home to Georgia for the annual McCoy Family Christmas Eve Dinner.
  • I just adore seeing Bones in the home setting! 
2. In the Deep by skyblue_reverie: Academy days. Jim walks in on something he shouldn't have; WOE and ANGST ensue, followed by shamelessly self-indulgent hurt/comfort featuring Bones' Magic Cock of Healing (MCoH™).
  • I really don't like angst all that much, but in this setting it was highly favorable. And also, MCoH!
3. A Kiss Between Friends by db_mmxx: After the Narada's destruction, Kirk and McCoy enjoy their downtime together. With the unexpected arrival of Bones' ex-wife, Kirk realizes he’s not the only person vying for the doctor’s attention. A prank kiss reveals hidden desires and tests the boundaries of their friendship.
  • Bones pinning Jim to the wall as Jim tries to act coy will never get old in my book. 
4. Not On My Watch by ceres_libera: "SpockPrime tries to tell Bones he has to break up with Jim because Spock and Kirk are soulmates (which is just no. I love Zack but no.). Bones tells him to fuck off. Bones and Jim live happily ever after." 
  • Summary speaks for itself. Oh and Bones is adorably clingy post-coitus. :)
5. Playing Yenta by vlbuehle: Okay so as Captain, I'm pretty sure there is some rule saying liaisons with his officers is not acceptable, and that's the reason why Kirk always gets laid by various aliens. 
  • THE KISS AT THE END IS EPIC. Real Nicholas Sparks' romance type stuff.
6. Pushback by blcwriter: All Jim wants for Christmas is a little role reversal so he can take some orders from Captain McCoy.
  • Geez. I can't even recommend this properly without being turned on. Bones is the master of topping in this. Hands down. Literally--Jim is forced to keep his hands down.
7. Standby by d8rkmessngr: He was glad Bones was dating again. He was. Really. But what Jim thought was good for Bones turned out to be oh, so wrong for Jim.
  • Bones's boyfriend is a real douche, but it's all good cause Bones will always be there to swoop in and play Knight to Jim's princess (err...prince).
8. Switch by ceres_libera: The life and times of Leonard H. McCoy MD/PhD … If Leonard McCoy's life could get any fucking weirder, it would be … Jesus, he didn't even want to think what that could possibly mean, because it's already been too fucking weird to make any kind of rational sense.
  • EPIC KIRK/BONES TO THE NTH DEGREE OF INEXPLICABLE AWESOMENESS!
9. Run (I’m a Natural Disaster) by canis_takahari: Bones falls in a ditch. Jim helps him out of it.
  • This is an AU but boy let me tell you right now--it is unlike any AU you have ever read with this pairing. Hurt!Bones and Possessive!Jim. 
10. The Sunshine of My Love by InnocentGuilt: past!Mpreg, slash, angst, me. Three years before Jim entered Starfleet, he and Bones met in New Orleans. Now he has Joanna, his beautiful daughter...and Bones doesn't know about her. Now redone and revamped for your pleasure.
  • You need to understand--JIM AND BONES HAVE REPRODUCED! This needs witnesses.
11. Gifts by anonymous: Kirk/McCoy (Kirk is pregnant) Spock/Uhura (Spock is pregnant).
  • Compare and contrast and it is just hilarious!

Kirk/Sulu

1. The Perils of Co-Habitating with Jim Kirk, Congeniality Ninja by cordelianne: Sulu gets stuck with Kirk as his roommate. Sulu is skeptical. Kirk gets him a big yellow chair.
  • These two. I just love them and their back and forths.
2. Been Here Before by tooright99: Kirk and Sulu develop kind of a regular post-adrenaline-rush friends-with-benefits thing, after the Enterprise's inevitable various brushes with death.
  • The build up is just fantastic.
3. Life (With You) by Enk: Four scars Hikaru Sulu remembers getting and one he doesn't.
  • Glass-shattering sex is always possible when it comes to James T. Kirk. Sulu has got to be the luckiest recipient of the glorious husk that is Jim.
4. A Little Like Obsession by Helens: But if the look in the guy's eyes is anything to go by, Sulu just offered him a challenge, and he's not backing off. "I'll take my chances if you will," he says, licking his lips. Sulu's still frowning at him, and the guy manages to look brash and earnest at the same time. God, no wonder Sulu's been obsessing over him. "I won't let you fall."
  • My brain died. I am incoherent. Wall sex will do that to a person.
5. Even If You Fall by Helens: "'S okay," Kirk murmurs, curling into Sulu's side. He presses his face against Sulu's neck, leaves a sloppy, wet kiss against his shoulder. "I got you."
  • Jim, is just, adorable.
6. it comes naturally (when you're with me) by curiouslyfic: Most people spend their anniversaries celebrating with their loved ones. Hikaru mostly spends his trying to avoid a body count and hoping this will be the year he gets actual anniversary sex. 
  • Why? Because they married motha-sucka. Annnnnd I promise never to use that word again. To aggressive and just--no. But this is a good one, no doubt about that. Jim is a thoughtful schemer (if that makes sense).

McCoy/Scotty

1. I Thee Wed by the_arc5: Bones and Scotty have a marriage of convenience. Love has nothing to do with it. Really.
  • An unlikely character, but they've got the 'it' factor in this. Oh and Bones has been pulled over into the cuddling dark side by Scotty.

McCoy/Spock

1. Sharing Rooms by not boldly: McCoy finds himself sharing a room with Spock, shore leave after shore leave. 4 Times Spock and McCoy overheard Jim having sex, and 1 time he overheard them.
  • Jim is obnoxious, Bones is a sassy-pants and Spock is the master of bedroom!talk.

Kirk/Kirk

1. Good Man by brightened_jill: Jim takes a minute to appreciate how fucking wrong this is. How black holes and time travel and universe-ending paradoxes always make things too damn complicated, because picking up his own father when he's an academy cadet and the same age as Jim should not even be an option. But it is. Had been. And Jim was never one to leave an inviting road unexplored. Now including, Good Man (The Bad Day Remix) by florahart.
  • Yeah. So...yeah. But read it before you judge me or yourself. There are some good moments.
  • There is no contest in all Kyliselle's fics. All of them are pure genius.
  • Once again. No contest. You can't just NOT read everything after you've read just one.
3. I wanted Orions, by James T Kirk by Demonllama1: Jim is in his final year of high school, and for his last project he has to research into mating rituals and behaviours of a specific species. Jim gets given Vulcans. His mom sets up an interview for him with her friend’s son who’s studying at the academy. 
  • OMG SPOCK PEACOCKS FOR JIM! O_O How could you not want to read this?
4. Under the Dark by kototyph: Spock might be Riverside's first ever vampire, but forgive Deputy Kirk for not being overly enthusiastic about it.
  • True Blood meets Star Trek. 'Nuff said.
5. The Flavor of Laughter by Brytewolf: He is Starfleet’s youngest captain. But he is untried, and inexperienced. What kind of captain will James Tiberius Kirk become? A story in three parts. Slow-building, will eventually be K/S.
  • So many things RIGHT with this. Tribbles. Puppies. Vulcan music. Befuddled but concerned Spock. Resentful Uhura. Shirtless Jim. WTF GO READ ALREADY! O_O I'm sorry. I don't know what came over me.
6. Home Also I Cannot Go by soonanemone: On his first trip to Earth, 15 year old Spock runs into a certain rebellious young man from Iowa; confusing as their night together is, he's sure everything will return to normal when he gets home... KxS, Spock centric part one. Part two now up! Mpreg.
  • In Spock's POV. And, and, and Jim is like soooo responsible adult in this. What more could you ask for?
7. Imprint by DB2020: After a mission goes wrong, Kirk must deal with a de-aged Spock and fight to keep them both alive. Spock grows attached and begins to worry that he won't remember his time with Kirk once he's changed back.
  • DE-AGED SPOCK! The very thing that makes the world go round.
8. Secret Vulcan Mating Rituals by Chase820: Everyone knows the story of how James T. Kirk beat the Kobayashi Maru. But only Kirk, Spock, and McCoy know the real story. Set before and after the events of the film, this fic offers a slashtastic twist on events. Kirk/Spock, Kirk/McCoy friendship.
  • Currently, you do not understand what the term 'Erotica' means until you have read this. Upside down sex awaits you, so go!
9. Vulcan Catnip by ArwendeImladris: Jim's mind is most dynamic - like Vulcan catnip. His melds are addictively pleasurable for young, hormonal Vulcans - but Spock will not stand for others touching what should be his. Featuring oblivious!Jim and possessive!Spock.
  • What? Well you read it in the summary. OBLIVIOUS JIM! POSSESSIVE SPOCK. Hesitation not needed.
10. Dawn by Jenna Hilary Sinclair: Spock slowly comes back to himself after the fal-tor-pan.
  • It's so achingly good. And it's in Spock's POV, and it's just sooo achingly good. Memory loss has never seemed so enthralling.
11. Compatibility Test by rhaegal: In which Spock learns about human relationships, and Kirk learns a thing or two about Vulcans.
  • Spock is a swindler. Figures he'd be good at swindling. Sneaky Vulcan.
12. Evolution by rhaegal: The Enterprise's first mission under the (official) captaincy of James T. Kirk.
  • I'm actually insulted that you're looking for my opinion on this. I'm just not worthy. THIS STORY IS BEING CHARGED WITH BEING TOO EPIC.
13. Discovered Check by waketosleep: Spock discovers that Kirk has been holding out on him.
  • So much WANT in this. Like, you know. That moment when you remember why you like seeing these two together? Yeah, that.
14.  A Moment of Our Silence by Keelywolfe: At the end of the movie, they certainly seemed to hop right into moving on and seemed to completely forget that most of the cadets in the Academy had been killed at Vulcan. So...yeah. I couldn't just let that go and somehow, I doubt that Jim Kirk would, either. 
  • Realism is what I love most about any fiction and Keelywolfe nails a bit of hot realness.
15. Kiss it Better by ximeria: Vulcans do not do the big emotions, such as jealousy, right? So why does Jim get the feeling that the adoring masses are making his first commanding officer even more passive aggressive than usual?
  • Ugh--yes.

Spock/Kirk/McCoy

1. Along Comes a Stranger by klmeri: Jim's life in Riverside is uncomplicated until two men, both equally mysterious and compelling, arrive in town, bringing with them the promise of change.
  • If your not prone to threesomes, I have say, YOU. WILL. LOVE. THIS. REGARDLESS.

Tony Stark/Kirk

1. Ego Meets Ego by anonymous: Bring on the snarky, narcissistic awesomeness.
  • The sex scene had me cringing somewhat (I said somewhat!) but what really got me was the dialogue. Seriously--I think Jim could out-ego Tony any day.



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Jake/Tsu'tey

1. Male Bonding by beren_writes: Jake finds out about a part of Na'vi culture that no one has bothered to enlighten him of before. It distracts him so much that Neytiri has some advice she will not let him ignore.
  • If you wanna know why you should read this, just imagine me grinning at you like a creep. Yup.
2. Avatar Fire by BlueBastard: Fire burns. But there are things hotter than that, as Jake will soon learn from Tsu'tey.
  • This is just one of those WIP that you are so attracted to that you can't help but cross your fingers and hope the author will update soon. Oh and TSU'TEY PINS JAKE TO NEYTIRI'S HUT. Kinda kinky. 
3. The Morning Sun by SpeshaSpak: Eywa has a plan for Tsu'tey, a plan he doesn't like. But like it or not, Tsu'tey has been mated to Jake Sully: Jarhead warrior, ex-dreamwalker, and the possible bane of Tsu'tey's existence. Slash, mpreg, AU.
  • Slowbuild credibility. Jake and Tsu'tey are in absolute character, and the progression has such beauty to it. 





Live Free and Die Hard

McClane/Matt
1. Ain’t No Sunshine by persnickett: After having gotten both metaphorically and physically back on his feet post fire sale, Matt has moved out of McClane’s place, and is adjusting to life on his own again. It’s not as easy as he remembers. For one thing, he used to be really good at being alone.
  • Matt is every bit in character in this (meaning he is a hilarious spazoid) and McClane--well, he may be older but he's still got a few tricks.




    The Chronicles of Narnia

    Caspian/Edmund

    1. Kings Love by melblue: "Edmund," Caspian's voice sounded strangely husky. "Do you really want me to kiss you right here? Because if you do that again, I will."
    • Sooo mouthwateringly good. It's like some kind of old century novella of awesome. EDMUND HAS AN EDIBLE BLUSH!

    Caspian/Peter

    1. Bound Together by Fragile Dreams by Cima1305: what if the four pevensies were native narnians, in a time when all of Narnia was under the oppressive rule of the Telmarines? Peter/Caspian, Peter/Miraz
    • Hard to tell you why I like this. There are just moments in this that are fantastic.




    Percy Jackson and the Olympians

    Percy/Nico

    1. Just Let the Water Win by neon_footprint: In which naiads are banished, fathers are irked, and Nico is convinced that sometimes Percy has good things to show him.
    • Swimming has never sounded so hot.

    Luke/Percy

    1. some people pay for thrills (but i get mine for free) by lastling: percy's kinda too tight for sex. so luke does some problem solving.
    • I think the ending is what really got me. This is just so YES.
    2. On the Fringe by xaefryl: "Perce," Luke said, just softly enough for only Percy to hear his voice. There was that familiar smirk again, spread over Luke's lips just within Percy's line of sight. "You shouldn't let your opponent distract you."
    • This will reel you in. It just will.




      The Social Network

      Mark/Eduardo

      1. perfect situation by oflights: Mark and Dustin are both virgins and they make an ill-advised bet about who can change that first. Eduardo wants to help, okay, really Mark, he can help you out with that, but Mark’s decided to start a sexual revolution of some sort, and Chris just thinks it’s really funny.
      • There is just something so appealing about a virginal Mark and an experienced, yet concerned and protective Eduardo.
       2. Throw Your Back Into It by jibrailis: The one where Mark is a slut, Eduardo has performance anxiety, and there are cross-country booty calls.
      • Nymphomaniac!Mark is always a WIN.
      3. 17 Muscles by isnt_brains: Dustin and Mark bet each other that they can make Eduardo smile more in a month, which leads to jealousy, drunken shenanigans, and far too much fluff.
      • I don't know who is more adorable in this--Eduardo, playing at naive or Mark for trying so hard.
      4. i think that i'm cured by oflights: Mark and Eduardo have so much sex that Mark can't stay awake at work, and they are both utter failures at having self-control.
      • Um...did you read the summary? So yeah. That happens.
      5. sweet on you by moogle62: BAKERY AU. Mark is Mark, Eduardo owns a bakery/café near the Facebook offices. Mark does not have time to have a thing for him, but he totally, totally does. Sadly for Mark's continued enjoyment of a harassment-free existence, Dustin is still Dustin and is entirely devoted to his causes of a) getting Mark laid, b) acquiring all the gossip, and c) acquiring all the baked goods he can.
      • Because sex in a bakery has so much WIN.
      6. Call Me by callmejude: “Good sex always takes you out for the night,” Eduardo answers, smugness oozing from his voice, “It was easy.” He’s quiet for a moment, and then he asks, “Did they hear you say it?” -- Mark knows what he’s asking, but still hesitates almost automatically. “Say what?” -- “My name,” Eduardo answers knowingly—sounding disgustingly satisfied with himself.
      • You will never get a visual this good again. Possibly.
      7. Speaking in Tongues by marycontraire: In which Mark and Eduardo go to Brazil, and then Mark tries not to think about it.
      • Hot like the sun in South America.
      8. The Curious Incident of Eduardo in the Night-Time by jibrailis: Wardo pulls back. "You are such a bastard," he says, but he sounds more grudgingly impressed than angry. "Fuck you, Mark, I don't want your shares," he says. He jerks his hips forwards, and Mark scrabbles to stay balanced as Wardo pushes deep into him. "Right now," Wardo says, "I just want you to come." 
      • Attention please. Attention please. COUNTER SEX. That is all.
      9. Dropping Eaves by anonymous: Mark overhears two women talking about sex in a café. One of them is describing the sex she had last night in a very favourable light and Mark is getting kind of turned on against his better judgement. Until he realises she slept with a man called Eduardo who sounds very much like someone he knew.
      • Who knew overheard conversation could sound so hot?
      10. And everything nice by noelia_g: The one where Mark somehow ends up with a child and of course needs a nanny for the amount of time he spends at the office. Only problem is a string of nannys keep trying to get into his pants for what he assumes is his money. Cue Mark's assistant hiring a male nanny, enter Eduardo.
      • Kids. They are great plot devices in most cases. Yes for this one.
      11. Good Morrow, Cher Winklevoss! by furloughday: Royalty AU. Mark needs a date to the ball.
      • Siiiigh. ^_^



      *MORE COMING SOON (ALWAYS & FREQUENTLY)

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      tripperfunster
      May. 17th, 2012 03:55 am (UTC)
      I have saved this post to my favourites. I will hold you personally responsible if I don't love each and every story. ;)

      thanks for taking the time to put this together. <3
      whatshouldntbe
      May. 17th, 2012 03:56 am (UTC)
      Well...um. Yeah. That's fine with me. I can always go into witness protection...again.

      :)

      <3
      eeyore9990
      May. 17th, 2012 04:15 am (UTC)
      I have read (and loved) several of these, and I'm currently opening the ones I haven't read in tabs to read tonight and tomorrow! Thanks for these!

      Were you looking for some return recs?
      whatshouldntbe
      May. 17th, 2012 04:25 am (UTC)
      Hadn't thought of that, but sure! I'm always looking to expand my archive, and indulge myself.

      Glad to be of service.
      someidiothasice
      May. 17th, 2012 04:33 am (UTC)
      In response to the Johnny Storm/Peter Parker 'you'd never think to consider these two...

      BIG HUG.

      ;)
      whatshouldntbe
      May. 17th, 2012 04:43 am (UTC)
      Touche.

      :)
      takethewaffles
      May. 17th, 2012 06:06 am (UTC)
      Ahh cool! Just from browsing, I think I've read most of the Trek ones, but I'm memming for later. Thanks :)
      whatshouldntbe
      May. 17th, 2012 06:09 am (UTC)
      No prob.
      xdisasterologyx
      May. 17th, 2012 06:48 am (UTC)
      This is awesome, thanks for putting it together :D
      whatshouldntbe
      May. 17th, 2012 06:55 am (UTC)
      Happy to be of service.
      txrabbit
      May. 17th, 2012 11:23 am (UTC)
      I appreciate the fact that you took the time to put this together and then posted it everywhere. *grins* I'm going to poke around in it a bit.
      whatshouldntbe
      May. 17th, 2012 01:44 pm (UTC)
      Your very welcomed m'dear.
      writer_klmeri
      May. 17th, 2012 11:26 am (UTC)
      *does a little dance of glee* You recced my fic! I'm completely honored! \o/ Thank you!!
      Also, thank you for spreading the trio love. XD I'm all about this too!
      whatshouldntbe
      May. 17th, 2012 01:45 pm (UTC)
      Ha, now that truly is no problem for me. You stay awesome.

      Poke away. ^_^
      romanse1
      May. 24th, 2012 01:42 am (UTC)
      You so TOTALLY deserve that rec! : )
      easterly
      May. 17th, 2012 03:32 pm (UTC)
      Just bookmarked this for future reading, when I'm not in the middle of class. XD Thanks for putting this together! :D

      more coming soon yes please
      whatshouldntbe
      May. 17th, 2012 03:36 pm (UTC)
      Welcome.

      ;-)
      blissfire
      May. 17th, 2012 10:21 pm (UTC)
      "EVERYTHING BY KYLISELLE"
      XD Totally agreed. And I am so going to go through each of these that I haven't heard of/read (as soon as I get over my new boyfriend, Diablo 3).
      I've already seen some here that are very relevant to my interests. PEACOCKING. Thanks for the list! =D
      whatshouldntbe
      May. 17th, 2012 10:26 pm (UTC)
      Haha. Well you just expressed how I feel verbatim and that is AWESOME.

      Happy to be of service. ^_^
      writteninhaste
      May. 18th, 2012 06:37 am (UTC)
      Love this list - am saving up all my reading for when finals are finished and I can bask in the glory of fic again.

      On a side note I know this is a slash recs page but do you have any Darcy/Loki recs. It's my personal head-canon and I've exhausted AO3s supply. :)
      whatshouldntbe
      May. 18th, 2012 07:22 am (UTC)
      You might want to try: http://delicious.com/search?p=darcy%2Floki

      and this: http://www.fanfiction.net/movie/Thor/10/0/0/1/0/63436/0/0/0/1/

      and possibly this: http://fuckyeahlokidarcy.tumblr.com/post/17031943118/loki-darcy-fanfiction-recommendations-updated-2-4-12

      Hope that helps. I don't really read that pairing but I kinda know where to go for things like this.
      storynerd101
      May. 18th, 2012 08:17 am (UTC)
      ajshdakjhd Thank you so much for reccing Debt! This list looks exciting, I think I'll have to go look at a lot of these :)
      whatshouldntbe
      May. 18th, 2012 02:54 pm (UTC)
      Oh no problem, truly.

      Look away! ;-}
      enkanowen
      May. 18th, 2012 06:44 pm (UTC)
      thanks so much for the rec! And the large list of 'to read' :D
      whatshouldntbe
      May. 18th, 2012 07:47 pm (UTC)
      No probs.

      Enjoy.
      blue_jack
      May. 21st, 2012 02:54 am (UTC)
      Thank you so much for the rec! <3
      whatshouldntbe
      May. 21st, 2012 03:34 am (UTC)
      No prob. :)
      romanse1
      May. 24th, 2012 01:48 am (UTC)
      Thanks so much for the great recs! Some were old, some were new and all provided many hours of reading pleasure.

      May I make two recs for you since, by your list, these two authors MUST be unknown to you? ; )

      I'm talking about none other than the master-storyteller, Mijan and the phenomenal GoneAshore? By any standards these two gals are in the "elite" writers category.

      Edited at 2012-05-24 01:49 am (UTC)
      whatshouldntbe
      May. 24th, 2012 02:00 am (UTC)
      No problem, happy to provide.

      And sure, I'll give them a once over. Thanks.
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